I'm 50.5% Virgin. Oh man this is bad.

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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

[ ] Smoked 
[x] Drank alcohol. (ONCE. M'KAY?)
[x] Cried when someone died. 
[ ] Been drunk
[ ] Had sex. 
[x] Been to a concert. 
[ ] gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed. (SO PERSONALLL)
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

[ ] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose 
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 
[x] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ] Went streaking. 
[ ] Given or received a lap dance. 
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger. 
[ ] Went scuba diving. 
[x] Driven a car.
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] Hit by a car.
[x] Had a party.
[ ] Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

[ ] Played strip poker/darts.
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] Run away from home.
[ ] Broken a bone
[ ] Eaten sushi.
[ ] Bought porn. 
[ ] Watched porn
[ ] Made porn
[x] Been in love (SWONGSWONG)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

[ ] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[x] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[ ] Shot a gun. 
[ ] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched an animal die.  (What does this have to do with being a virgin LOOOOL?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

[ ] Watched a person die. 
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person. (KISSED you naughties)
[x] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital. 
[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[ ] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[x] Dressed punk.
[x] Dressed goth. 
[xxx] Dressed preppy. 
[ ] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[x] Been stalked.
[x] Stalked someone.
[ ] Met a celebrity.
[x] Played an instrument (I dont play Piano anymore Q_Q)
[x] Ridden a horse. 
[/] Cut yourself. (On accident?)
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[x] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66.5%

[x] Got caught stealing something.
[x] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 
[x] Gone out with your friend's crush. (Q_Q I DIDNT KNOWWWWWWW.  M'KAY!?!?)
[ ] Got arrested. 
[ ] Been pregnant. 
[x] Babysat.
[ ] Been to another country.
[ ] Set your house on fire.
[x] Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61.5%

[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by 
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 
[x] Sat on your butt all day. 
[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself 
[ ] Had a job
[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] Been called a whore (Wickiup calls me this all the time -sniff-)
[ ] Danced like a whore. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55.5%

[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[ ] Been in a car accident.
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes. (Go blue eyes)
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair. 
[x] Danced in the rain.
[ ] Been rejected. 
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.


TOTAL: 50.5%
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Baumarius's avatar
I feel like most of the things on this list have nothing to do with virginity.